# NetHack 3.6 epitaph.txt $NHDT-Date: 1524689580 2018/04/25 20:53:00 $ $NHDT-Branch: NetHack-3.6.0 $:$NHDT-Revision: 1.3 $ # Copyright (c) 2015 by Pasi Kallinen # NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. # Epitaphs for random headstones # # 安らかに眠れ． 注意 --墓の中に価値あるものは＊一つも＊ない． 1994-1995 今迄でもっとも長生きしたハッカー． 名もしらぬハッカーの墓． ここに眠っているのは誰かは知らない．しかし我々は埋葬した． スパーキー -- すばらしい犬だった． 送電用の第三のレールに気をつけよ． Made in Taiwan. オグトモダチ，オグイイヤツ，オグ死んだ，オグ食料． ビートルジュースビートルジュースビートルジュース 下を見ろ！ 掘らないでください．とても幸せなんです．-- 居住者 郵便屋さん．電報は下記の住所に転送してください．ゲヘナ市アスモデウス要塞5番町． メリーさんの羊/ふわふわ真っ白/困ったときには/最初に逃げた 気をつけよ！さもなくば同じことが起きる． もうすぐ仲間になれる！！ -- イェンダーの魔法使い 気をつけよ！この墓は有毒な廃棄物が含まれている． 涅槃で待つ 無神論者ここに眠る．みんな着飾っているが，行く所がない． エゼキエルここに眠る．享年102歳．いいやつは早く死ぬ． わが妻ここに眠る．ここに眠らせた！妻は安息を得，私も安息を得た． ジョニー・イーストここに眠る．眠ったままで失礼します． 彼はいつも土の上で眠っていたが，とうとう土の中で眠ることになった． 自ら灰になった． 早く咲けば，早く散る．早く去る．しかし決して忘れない． ジョナサン・ブレイクここに眠る．ブレーキではなくアクセルを踏んだ． 立ちされ！ Alas fair Death, 'twas missed in life - some peace and quiet from my wife Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished. At last... a nice long sleep. Audi Partem Alteram Basil, assaulted by bears Burninated Confusion will be my epitaph Do not open until Christmas Don't be daft, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist- Don't forget to stop and smell the roses Don't let this happen to you! Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori Et in Arcadia ego Fatty and skinny went to bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead. Skinny Smith 1983-2000. Finally I am becoming stupider no more Follow me to hell ...for famous men have the whole earth as their memorial Game over, man. Game over. Go away! I'm trying to take a nap in here! Bloody adventurers... Gone fishin' Good night, sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest! Go Team Ant! He farmed his way here Here lies a programmer. Killed by a fatal error. Here lies Bob - decided to try an acid blob Here lies Dudley, killed by another %&#@#& newt. Here lies Gregg, choked on an egg Here lies Lies. It's True. Here lies The Lady's maid, died of a Vorpal Blade Here lies the left foot of Jack, killed by a land mine. Let us know if you find any more of him He waited too long I'd rather be sailing If a man's deeds do not outlive him, of what value is a mark in stone? I'm gonna make it! I took both pills! I will survive! Killed by a black dragon -- This grave is empty Let me out of here! Lookin' good, Medusa. Mrs. Smith, choked on an apple. She left behind grieving husband, daughter, and granddaughter. Nobody believed her when she said her feet were killing her No! I don't want to see my damn conduct! One corpse, sans head On the whole, I'd rather be in Minetown On vacation Oops. Out to Lunch SOLD Someone set us up the bomb! Take my stuff, I don't need it anymore Taking a year dead for tax reasons The reports of my demise are completely accurate (This space for sale) This was actually just a pit, but since there was a corpse, we filled it This way to the crypt Tu quoque, Brute? VACANCY Welcome! Wish you were here! Yea, it got me too You should see the other guy ...and they made me engrave my own headstone too! ...but the blood has stopped pumping and I am left to decay... A masochist is never satisfied. Ach, 'twas a wee monster in the loch Adapt. Enjoy. Survive. Adventure, hah! Excitement, hah! After all, what are friends for... After this, nothing will shock me After three days, fish and guests stink Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill Ageing is not so bad. The real killer is when you stop. Ain't I a stinker? Algernon All else failed... All hail RNG All right, we'll call it a draw! All's well that ends well Alone at last! Always attack a floating eye from behind! Am I having fun yet? And I can still crawl, I'm not dead yet! And all I wanted was a free lunch And all of the signs were right there on your face And don't give me that innocent look either! And everyone died. Boo hoo hoo. And here I go again... And nobody cares until somebody famous dies... And so it ends? And so... it begins. And sometimes the bear eats you. And then 'e nailed me 'ead to the floor! And they said it couldn't be done! And what do I look like? The living? And yes, it was ALL his fault! And you said it was pretty here... Another lost soul Any day above ground is a good day! Any more of this and I'll die of a stroke before I'm 30. Anybody seen my head? Anyone for deathmatch? Anything for a change. Anything that kills you makes you ... well, dead Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Are unicorns supposedly peaceful if you're a virgin? Hah! Are we all being disintegrated, or is it just me? At least I'm good at something Attempted suicide Auri sacra fames Auribus teneo lupum Be prepared Beauty survives Been Here. Now Gone. Had a Good Time. Been through Hell, eh? What did you bring me? Beg your pardon, didn't recognize you, I've changed a lot. Being dead builds character Beloved daughter, a treasure, buried here. Best friends come and go.... Mine just die. Better be dead than a fat slave Better luck next time Beware of Discordians bearing answers Beware the ... Bloody Hell... Bloody barbarians! Blown upward out of sight: He sought the leak by candlelight Brains... Brains... Fresh human brains... Buried the cat. Took an hour. Damn thing kept fighting. But I disarmed the trap! CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994 Call me if you need my phone number! Can YOU fly? Can you believe that thing is STILL moving? Can you come up with some better ending for this? Can you feel anything when I do this? Can you give me mouth to mouth, you just took my breath away. Can't I just have a LITTLE peril? Can't eat, can't sleep, had to bury the husband here. Can't you hit me?! Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done. Check enclosed. Check this out! It's my brain! Chivalry is only reasonably dead Coffin for sale. Lifetime guarantee. Come Monday, I'll be all right. Come and see the violence inherent in the system Come back here! I'll bite your bloody knees off! Commodore Business Machines, Inc. Died for our sins. Complain to one who can help you Confess my sins to god? Which one? Confusion will be my epitaph Cooties? Ain't no cooties on me! Could somebody get this noose off me? Could you check again? My name MUST be there. Could you please take a breath mint? Couldn't I be sedated for this? Courage is looking at your setbacks with serenity Cover me, I'm going in! Crash course in brain surgery Cross my fingers for me. Curse god and die Cut to fit De'Ath Dead Again? Pardon me for not getting it right the first time! Dead and loving every moment! Dear wife of mine. Died of a broken heart, after I took it out of her. Don't tread on me! Dragon? What dragon? Drawn and quartered Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. Eliza -- Was I really alive, or did I just think I was? Elvis Enter not into the path of the wicked Eris? I don't need Eris Eternal Damnation, Come and stay a long while! Even The Dead pay taxes (and they aren't Grateful). Even a tomb stone will say good things when you're down! Ever notice that live is evil backwards? Every day is starting to look like Monday Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better. Every survival kit should include a sense of humor Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live Ex post fucto Excellent day to have a rotten day. Excuse me for not standing up. Experience isn't everything. First, you've got to survive. First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin For a Breath, I Tarry... For recreational use only. For sale: One soul, slightly used. Asking for 3 wishes. For some moments in life, there are no words. Forget Disney World, I'm going to Hell! Forget about the dog, Beware of my wife. Funeral - Real fun. Gawd, it's depressing in here, isn't it? Genuine Exploding Gravestone. (c)Acme Gravestones Inc. Get back here! I'm not finished yet... Go ahead, I dare you to! Go ahead, it's either you or him. Goldilocks -- This casket is just right Gone But Not Forgotten Gone Underground For Good Gone away owin' more than he could pay. Gone, but not forgiven Got a life. Didn't know what to do with it. Grave? But I was cremated! Greetings from Hell - Wish you were here. HELP! It's dark in here.... Oh, my eyes are closed - sorry Ha! I NEVER pay income tax! Have you come to raise the dead? Having a good time can be deadly. Having a great time. Where am I exactly?? He died of the flux. He died today.... May we rest in peace! He got the upside, I got the downside. He lost his face when he was beheaded. He missed me first. He's not dead, he just smells that way. Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! Help, I can't wake up! Here lies Pinocchio Here lies the body of John Round. Lost at sea and never found. Here there be dragons Hey, I didn't write this stuff! Hodie mihi, cras tibi Hold my calls Home Sweet Hell Humpty Dumpty, a Bad Egg. He was pushed off the wall. I KNEW this would happen if I lived long enough. I TOLD you I was sick! I ain't broke but I am badly bent. I ain't old. I'm chronologically advantaged. I am NOT a vampire. I just like to bite..nibble, really! I am here. Wish you were fine. I am not dead yet, but watch for further reports. I believe them bones are me. I broke his brain. I can feel it. My mind. It's going. I can feel it. I can't go to Hell. They're afraid I'm gonna take over! I can't go to hell, they don't want me. I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either. I didn't mean it when I said 'Bite me' I died laughing I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too. I hacked myself to death I have all the time in the world I knew I'd find a use for this gravestone! I know my mind. And it's around here someplace. I lied! I'll never be alright! I like it better in the dark. I like to be here when I can. I may rise but I refuse to shine. I never get any either. I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me! I told you I would never say goodbye. I used to be amusing. Now I'm just disgusting. I used up all my sick days, so now I'm calling in dead. I was killed by I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours. I will not go quietly. I'd give you a piece of my mind... but I can't find it. I'd rather be breathing I'll be back! I'll be mellow when I'm dead. For now, let's PARTY! I'm doing this only for tax purposes. I'm not afraid of Death! What's he gonna do? Kill me? I'm not getting enough money, so I'm not going to engrave anything useful here. I'm not saying anything. I'm weeth stupeed ---> If you thought you had problems... Ignorance kills daily. Ignore me... I'm just here for my looks! Ilene Toofar -- Fell off a cliff Is that all? Is there life before Death? Is this a joke, or a grave matter? It happens sometimes. People just explode. It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. It wasn't a fair fight It wasn't so easy. It's Loot, Pillage and THEN Burn... Just doing my job here Killed by diarrhea of mouth and constipation of brain. Let her RIP Let it be; I am dead. Let's play Hide the Corpse Life is NOT a dream Madge Ination -- It wasn't all in my head Meet me in Heaven Move on, there's nothing to see here. Mr. Flintstone -- Yabba-dabba-done My heart is not in this No one ever died from it No, you want room 12A, next door. Nope. No trap on that chest. I swear. Not again! Not every soil can bear all things Now I have a life Now I lay thee down to sleep... wanna join me? OK, here is a question: Where ARE your tanlines? Obesa Cantavit Oh! An untimely death. Oh, by the way, how was my funeral? "Oh, honey... I missed you!" she said, and fired again. Ok, so the light does go off. Now let me out of here. One stone brain Ooh! Somebody STOP me! Oops! Out for the night. Leave a message. Ow! Do that again! Pardon my dust. Part of me still works. Please, not in front of those orcs! Prepare to meet me in Heaven R2D2 -- Rest, Tin Piece Relax. Nothing ever happens on the first level. Res omnia mea culpa est Rest In Pieces Rest, rest, perturbed spirit. Rip Torn She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her. She died of a chest cold. So let it be written, so let it be done! So then I says, How do I know you're the real angel of death? Some patients insist on dying. Some people have it dead easy, don't they? Some things are better left buried. Sure, trust me, I'm a lawyer... Thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split. That is all The Gods DO have a sense of humor: I'm living proof! The frog's dead. He Kermitted suicide. This dungeon is a pushover This elevator doesn't go to Heaven This gravestone is shareware. To register, please send me 10 zorkmids This gravestone provided by The Yendorian Grave Services Inc. This is not an important part of my life. This one's on me. This side up Tim Burr -- Smashed by a tree Tone it down a bit, I'm trying to get some rest here. Virtually Alive We Will Meet Again. Weep not, he is at rest Welcome to Dante's. What level please? Well, at least they listened to my sermon... Went to be an angel. What are you doing over there? What are you smiling at? What can you say, Death's got appeal...! What health care? What pit? When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers. Where e'er you be let your wind go free. Keeping it in was the death of me! Where's my refund? Will let you know for sure in a day or two... Wizards are wimps Worms at work, do not disturb! Would you mind moving a bit? I'm short of breath down here. Would you quit being evil over my shoulder? Ya really had me going baby, but now I'm gone. Yes Dear, just a few more minutes... You said it wasn't poisonous! You set my heart aflame. You gave me heartburn.