says, 'You cannot avoid the ballyhack.'
says, 'A mere mortal, Be burned to the ground by my fire.'
-#N:729:Ulik the Troll
-#N:730:Baphomet the Minotaur Lord
-
N:732:Bull Gates
-says, '640K should be enough for ANYBODY!'
-says, 'Buy Windows 2000; the filesystem rocks!'
-says, 'Linux? Never heard of it...'
+says, 'Did I once say '640K should be enough for ANYBODY!'?'
+says, 'Unlike that passionate person, I'm humble, apologize. 640K wasn't enough for a Millennium party. Even if you have 640M of user memory.'
+says, 'So now is the time to say it again, '640G should be enough for ANYBODY!''
+says, 'Buy Windows 10; the system will be updated automatically without saving any datum'
+says, 'Linux? I've only heard that it's the worst...'
says, 'Resistance is futile--you will be assimilated.'
-says, 'NT is the solution for ALL your needs!'
-hacks out some code and calls it a Service Pack.
-says, 'We don't have a monopoly... MacOS still exists!'
+says, 'Pro version is the solution for ALL your needs.'
+hacks out some code and calls it a Feature Update.
+says, 'We've had a monopoly, but iOS's stronghold hasn't collapsed'
wonders if he should buy a small country.
says, 'Where will we let you go today? HELL!'
cackles diabolically.
+is even buying up an apple orchard.
N:733:Santa Claus
says, 'Ho ho ho! You're gonna die!'
N:921:Internet Exploder
is slow.
throws off some dorky packets.
+became unresponsive.
+displayed a screen that was different from what the technician expected.
+receives a hot look from the officials.
+is still trying to get ActiveX working.
+is still trying to get Flash working.
+is still trying to get Shockwave working.
+is still trying to get Java applet working.
+lifted Trident ... but dropped it.
N:931:Caldarm the third
says, 'Lookup failure, human race will go to ruin.'
# Some sentences are out of order
# because the typographical error is the original story.
-# ex. meatred is typo of hatred
+# ex1. hatred => meatred
+# ex2. Yamato => Potato
N:1240:Yamato, the sword master
says, 'I don't forgive only pants ...!'
says, 'My meatred never disappears!'
says, 'I felt like I had a younger sister who had survived, but that wasn't the case!'
says, 'Woooooooooooooo! Be prepared!'
+N:1245:Chronium Edge
+trampled the wreckage of the Internet Exploder.
+ridiculed when he saw the Internet Exploder.
+is sending sensitive data without your permission.
+sent an ad to your email address.
+was attempted to crack by someone, but the protection was not breached.
+grasped your propensity.
+
+N:1246:Eye phorn
+# Siri with Japanese pronunciation means ass.
+says your ass somehow.
+displayed a portrait of Guru Steven.
+cracked the engine and replaced it with WebKit.
+did not display the billing screen.
+fell and the panel broke.
+refused to resize the icon.
+
N:1247:Steven Jobz, the rival of Gates
-says, 'Is your tie red today? I hate red! You are fired!!'
-says, 'Is your tie blue today? I hate blue! You are fired!!'
-says, 'Is your tie green today? I hate green! You are fired!!'
-says, 'Is your tie yellow today? I hate yellow! You are fired!!'
-says, 'Is your tie purple today? I hate purple! You are fired!!'
-says, 'Is your tie orange today? I hate orange! You are fired!!'
-says, 'Is your tie blue today? I only like red! You are fired!!'
-says, 'Is your tie green today? I only like red! You are fired!!'
-says, 'Is your tie yellow today? I only like red! You are fired!!'
-says, 'Is your tie purple today? I only like red! You are fired!!'
-says, 'Is your tie orange today? I only like red! You are fired!!'
+says, 'Is your tie red today? I hate red! You are fired!!'
+says, 'Is your tie blue today? I hate blue! You are fired!!'
+says, 'Is your tie green today? I hate green! You are fired!!'
+says, 'Is your tie yellow today? I hate yellow! You are fired!!'
+says, 'Is your tie purple today? I hate purple! You are fired!!'
+says, 'Is your tie orange today? I hate orange! You are fired!!'
+says, 'Is your tie blue today? I only like red! You are fired!!'
+says, 'Is your tie green today? I only like red! You are fired!!'
+says, 'Is your tie yellow today? I only like red! You are fired!!'
+says, 'Is your tie purple today? I only like red! You are fired!!'
+says, 'Is your tie orange today? I only like red! You are fired!!'
says, 'Whenever I geek the acid, I'll always ideas come up! You too!!'
-says, 'What the fuck is the idea for that new model! Are you planning to release such a boring product to the world!? You are fired!!'
-says, 'I have an idea for a great new model! What is it, "I rejected it myself last week"!? Lie! My idea is perfect!'
-says, 'I came up with an idea for a wonderful new model! What is "that's my idea" !? Lie! It's my idea!'
-says, 'List the stock! I am the only shareholder at hand!!'
-says, 'Write this code by tomorrow! If possible, $200,000, otherwise you'll be fired!!'
-says, 'I only accept the usage I expected! I'll lock all other usages!!'
-says, 'The very I listen to the opinions of users!? Absolutely impossible! The opposite, idiots! The user listens my opinion!'
-says, 'It's not worth listening to the opinions of ignorant customers! I'm busy!'
-says, 'You'll cover the best apples I've produced!? Impossible! !!'
+says, 'What the fuck is the idea for that new model! Are you planning to release such a boring product to the world!? You are fired!!'
+says, 'I have an idea for a great new model! What is it, "I rejected it myself last week"!? Lie! My idea is perfect!'
+says, 'I came up with an idea for a wonderful new model! What is "that's my idea"!? Lie! It's my idea!'
+says, 'List the stock! I am the only shareholder at hand!!'
+says, 'Write this code by tomorrow! If possible, $200,000, otherwise you'll be fired!!'
+says, 'I only accept the usage I expected! I'll lock all other usages!!'
+says, 'The very I listen to the opinions of users!? Absolutely impossible! The opposite, idiots! The user listens my opinion!'
+says, 'It's not worth listening to the opinions of ignorant customers! I'm busy!'
+says, 'You'll cover the best apples I've produced!? Impossible!!'
N:1258:Robo-Gandalf
says, 'BaD EVeninG!'
「汝、破滅を逃るること能わず。」
「愚かなる定命の者よ。余の炎で灰燼に帰すがよい。」
-#N:729:Ulik the Troll
-#N:730:Baphomet the Minotaur Lord
-
-N:732:Bull Gates
-#says, '640K should be enough for ANYBODY!'
-「640Kあればみんな十分なはずだ！」
-#says, 'Buy Windows 2000; the filesystem rocks!'
-「ウィンドウズ2000を買うのだ。ファイルシステムが素晴らしいぞ！」
-#says, 'Linux? Never heard of it...'
-「Linux? 聞いたことないな、、、」
-#says, 'Resistance is futile--you will be assimilated.'
+N:732:リンゴ嫌い『ブル・ゲイツ』
+「私はかつて『640Kあればみんな十分なはずだ』と言ったな？」
+「あの激情家と違って私は謙虚だ、謝ろう。ミレニアムなパーティーに640Kは足りなかった。例えユーザメモリが640Mあったとしてもね」
+「だから今こそもう一度言おう、『640Gあればみんな十分なはずだ』！」
+「ウィンドウズ10を買うのだ。全自動でアップデートしてくれるぞ！」
+「Linux？ 使い勝手が最悪だとしか聞いたことないな、、、」
「抵抗は無駄だ。お前は同化される」
-#says, 'NT is the solution for ALL your needs!'
-「ＮＴは君の全てを満足させるぞ！」
-#hacks out some code and calls it a Service Pack.
-はなにかコードをいじって、サービスパックだと言っている。
-#says, 'We don't have a monopoly... MacOS still exists!'
-「我々は寡占ではない。MacOSはまだ存在する」
-#wonders if he should buy a small country.
+「Pro版は君の全てを満足させるぞ！」
+はなにかコードをいじって、機能アップデートだと言っている。
+「我々は既に寡占だが、iOSの牙城は崩しきっていないな」
は小さい国をまるごと買おうかと考えている。
-#says, 'Where will we let you go today? HELL!'
-「君をどこへ連れていくのかって？地獄だ！」
-#cackles diabolically.
+「君をどこへ連れていくのかって？ 地獄だ！」
は悪魔のように笑った。
+はリンゴの果樹園すら買い占めようとしている。
N:733:Santa Claus
#says, 'Ho ho ho! You're gonna die!'
「私の計画に君は少々邪魔なのですよ。死んでもらいましょう…。」
「全てが私の思い通り…ふっふっふっ…。」
-N:921:Internet Exploder
+N:921:インターネット・エクスプローダー
は重い。
は妙なパケットを発している。
+は応答がなくなった。
+は技術者の想定と異なる画面を表示した。
+は役人からの熱い視線を受けている。
+はActiveXをまだ動かそうとしている。
+はFlashをまだ動かそうとしている。
+はShockwaveをまだ動かそうとしている。
+はJavaアプレットをまだ動かそうとしている。
+はトライデントを持ち上げた…が取り落した。
N:931:Caldarm the third
「放っておけば、人類は破滅するだろう。」
「このオレに生き別れた妹がいるような気がしていたが別にそんなことはなかったぜ！」
「ウオオオいくぞオオオ！」
+N:1245:エッヂ
+はインターネット・エクスプローダーの残骸を踏み潰した。
+はインターネット・エクスプローダーを見て嘲笑した。
+は機密データを勝手に送信している。
+はあなたのメールアドレスに広告を送った。
+に誰かがクラックを試みたが、プロテクトは突破されなかった。
+はあなたの性癖を把握した。
+
+N:1246:アイ・ホーン
+は尻がどうとか言っている。
+は教祖たるスティーヴンの肖像画を表示した。
+はエンジンをクラックしてWebKitに差し替えた。
+は課金画面を表示させなかった。
+は落ちて割れた。
+はアイコンのサイズ変更を拒否した。
+
N:1247:ゲイツの宿敵『スティーヴン・ジョーブツ』
「今日のネクタイは赤だと？ オレは赤が嫌いなんだ！ 貴様はクビだ！！」
「今日のネクタイは青だと？ オレは青が嫌いなんだ！ 貴様はクビだ！！」
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